I am feeling very unoriginal these days and can not seem to get my creative juices flowing, so I have stolen this from Emily who stole it from someone else who had also stolen it.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Mary. As in Jesus' mother. All of the women in my family have a version of Mary as their middle name. And yes, we are Catholic.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Sheesh. Today. Probably this morning. I cry just about every day. I cry when I see something sad. I cry when I see something happy. I cry when I see something sweet. I cry when I see other people cry. Sometimes I cry and I don't know why.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No. Luckily no one writes anything anymore.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Rotisserie Chicken.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yep. They're around here somewhere.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yeah! And I'd be super jealous of my awesomeness.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? As far as I know. I haven't checked on them recently. (at first when I read this question I thought it said "toenails". I thought wth? Tonsils makes more sense)
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes, but only over a huge bowl of vanilla pudding.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? One that I actually eat? Wheat Chex. One that I WANT to eat? Lucky Charms
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Just the ones with laces.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Emotionally? Yes. Physically? Yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? The kind I can eat.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Are they covered in blood? Do they have fangs? Can I take 'em in a fight?
15. RED OR PINK? Or what?
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My temper
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My dad.
18. WHAT IS THE TECHNIQUE THAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THE MOST? Underwater basket weaving.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? No shoes. Slippers- pink, grey, cream. And two pairs of socks. I'm cold.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? My pride.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The wind gusting through my ears.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Peachy sunset.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Money. And sweat.
24. HOW IMPORTANT ARE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS TO YOU? I gave up politics after I lost my bid for county coroner.
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE? Beach house!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Packers Football, yo!
27. HAIR COLOR? I can't even remember the real color of my hair. It changes quarterly, if not more.
28. EYE COLOR? Hyper-color Hazel. It depends on my mood.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Only when I want to see.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? The kind I can eat.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I am not allowed to watch scary movies any more, per court order.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Hunger Games (dvr)
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Pink
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Duh.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate Eclair Torte
36. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO? Lately I've been a big fan of food eating contests. I'm getting really good at stretching my stomach to it's limit. Normally, when I'm not injured and it isn't 10 below zero, I'm a runner.
37. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION? TV
38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Girl Who Played With Fire
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Does anyone still use those anymore?
40. FAVORITE SOUND? The voices in my head. They're funny.
41. FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? Gangsta polka. Those bi$#@es throw down!
42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? The brink of insanity
43. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can pick stuff up with my super long toes. And I can flare my nostrils really fast.
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a hospital.
45. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? In my house.
46. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE? The color of love.
47. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR? The color of rust.
48. DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING 48 QUESTIONS? It was fun at first...
Go ahead. Steal it if you want to.