I WILL NOT make the hubby try and keep up with all three boys in the water tonight so that I can hide indiscreetly beneath my sweatshirt and jeans on the observation deck.
I WILL NOT be so concerned with how I look that I forget to have fun and enjoy my boys' laughter, squeals, and shrieks of delight.
I WILL NOT look nervously around my peers to decide who is vomiting at the sight of my large, pale, pasty thighs.
I WILL NOT make my boys lounge up and down the lazy river for hours so that I can hide the majority of my body underwater.
I WILL NOT compare myself to all the other "hot" moms at the pool tonight.
I WILL NOT make fun of the hubby when he acts like a girl and complains that he feels fat in his suit too.
I WILL NOT be one of those women who is too concerned about what she looks like that she can't let go and have some fun.
I WILL NOT take the body that I do have for granted because I know in 20 years I will look back and wonder what the hell I was complaining about.
I WILL NOT forget that all the other moms are probably just as self conscious and therefore too busy to notice what I look like anyway.
I WILL NOT let my boys think for one second that it matters how I look in a swimsuit. Because it really doesn't.